Best @cmsucks Tweets of 2009

December 31, 2009 by

We started the official Church Marketing Sucks Twitter feed earlier this year and we’ve been having a lot of fun with it. And since ‘best of the year’ lists are so fun, let’s double the fun with a best Twitter list! Um, let’s get on with the list before this turns into a Doublemint commercial.

So with no further ado, the best @cmsucks tweets of 2009:

5) Lexus parked in 2 spaces w/ “APASTOR” license plate. That sends a message. @holycowcreative asks for your captions:

4) RT @stevenfurtick: There is no marketing dept. at Elevation Church. We’re all the marketing dept.

3) Let’s hope they’re doing some good samaritan sort of work, but it’s just bad marketing to park your church van here:

2) Speaking of bad church names, Chad Neal shared on FB about their rebranded youth group, “Ground Zero.” Kicked off on Sept. 9, 2001. Doh!

And the number one tweet of 2009…

1) RAWRRRRRR. Breaking Church Marketing News: Popeasaurus is causing havoc in Chile.

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Kevin D. Hendricks

When Kevin isn't busy as the editor of Church Marketing Sucks, he runs his own writing and editing company, Monkey Outta Nowhere. Kevin has been blogging since 1998, runs the hyperlocal site West St. Paul Reader, and has published several books, including 137 Books in One Year: How to Fall in Love With Reading, The Stephanies and all of our church communication books.
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One Response to “Best @cmsucks Tweets of 2009”

  • Steve
    January 1, 2010

    2 Funny!
    I particularly like #4. I wonder how if we all thought like that we would change the culture of our staff & church!

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