Rejected Church Slogans

April 6, 2006 by

Dean Lusk, worship leader at Wall Highway Baptist Church in Madison, Ala., was recently working on a new slogan for the church when inspiration struck: “I originally thought of this as a ‘Top 10 Rejected Church Slogans’ project, but I only got to seven of them before life happened and I got back to work.”

He came up with some pretty funny slogans. I bet the bright readers of CMS could come up with a few more… eh? (link via Wittenburg Door)

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7 Responses to “Rejected Church Slogans”

  • Jim McGee
    April 7, 2006

    The church for people like you…
    …who want to become just like us!

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  • Michael
    April 7, 2006

    Real bumpersticker I saw awhile back:
    Jesus Love You…
    Everyone else thinks your a jerk
    (okay, it -may- not have said “jerk” but that’s the PG version)

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  • carl
    April 7, 2006

    I went to a church for a time that slipped into semi-cult status. Their slogan was,
    “You never knew church could be like this”
    Boy were they right.

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  • shelly
    April 11, 2006

    How about “We were dunkin’ long before those donut people.”

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  • Jonathan
    May 10, 2006

    I attended a church who had the record of the cheeziest slogans ever. Their youth ministry was called TURN, and they actually used the Turn or Burn slogan for their catchphrases. haha! here’s a few more..
    Come HOME!
    (I was actually on my way thanks)
    We care about you.
    (Wow, that took hours of thought)
    Glory to God!
    (okay? yeah great catchphrase)
    Get right or get left.. People reaching people.
    Don’t hang out with losers
    (Actually the phrase of the church!)
    We will touch you like noone else has.
    (no comment)
    For People Like You.
    (I’m not so great really)
    Have you prayed today?
    (marketing at it’s best)
    Sign broke. Message Inside.
    (Okay. What moron who just read the sign believes that?)

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  • Jon Ikhthus
    January 30, 2007

    A couple of years ago, our church had a >>mens’< basketball team in the local inter-church competition. Name: Tulips (!!!) (from the five points of Calvinism) Total depravity Unconditional election Limited atonement Irresistible grace Perseverance of the saints

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  • db
    February 28, 2011

    A local church had a slogan by the road side: THE BEST, MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES! wow! LOL

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