And while we’re doing satire, how about some more from Lark News:
For 12 years Evergreen Christian Center was just another mega-church in Tennessee. Then the church radically changed its ministry ...
Put your pitchforks down, it’s just a spoof from a Lark News article, “Corporate Sponsorship a Boon to Church Budgets”:
“This [offer] couldn’t have come at a better time,” says Jacob ...
Granger Community Church Communications Director Kem Meyer shares eight ways to improve church communications with little or no budget:
Have conversations. Lots of them.
Create a style guide.
Identify your specific audience.
Document your ...
Outreach magazine offers 21 Easter outreach ideas, including:
Instead of decorating the church with flowers, donate them to local hospitals.
Offer yard signs (think election year) to church members to invite neighbors ...
Last week I spoke with Jesse Noyes from the Boston Herald about how churches use technology for his article, “Lord Works in High Tech Ways,” which basically explores how churches ...
Last week our poll covered multiple church services. 70% of churches offer multiple services, employing either multiple times, days or locations. Not quite half (45%) stick with multiple services on ...
When Robert Scoble and Shel Israel sat down to write a book on blogging, they started with a blog. They posted chapters of the book online as they wrote them ...
“This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! It’s a sacramental showdown at St. Andrew’s Episcopal…”
So begins a 60-second ad that’s making the rounds among Episcopalians. It advertises St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church in ...
In other DaVinci Code news, there’s the story of the Winchester Cathedral selling out. First the cathedral opened its doors to the film-makers for almost $35,000 after Westminster Abbey refused. ...
The DaVinci Code hits theaters May 19 and the movie marketing machine is rolling full steam ahead. Including an effort to rope in Christians and keep them from crashing the ...
It looks like that New Year’s resolution to proofread everyting twice isn’t going so well. Here’s more proof.
Earlier today marketing guru Seth Godin pointed to a young graduate looking for ...
You’ve probably heard of the porn ministry XXXChurch, but have you heard of the stripper ministry JC’s Girls Girls Girls? Started by a former stripper and supported by Sandals Church ...
The basic rule in getting media attention is to do something newsworthy. Those crazy MyLameSexLife.com guys at Granger Community Church know a thing or two about that. And I promise ...
A church survey is a great way to get input from your congregation and find out what’s working and what’s not. Tony Morgan from Granger Community Church (yes, they’re the ...
Last week we asked for your opinion on those church signs with the “clever” slogans, and I think it’s fair to say this crowd isn’t down with the church sign. ...