We love sharing shortform hilarity and help on our Twitter account, @cmsucks. Here’s the top 10 from 2012:
RT @littlewarrior: Marketing can make a church look good, but it can’t make a good church. #fb
— Ricky Rew (@RickyRew) April 17, 2012
Confidence in U.S. churches hits an all-time low: ow.ly/cgm4t But we still beat out banks & TV news. Way to go, team. KH
— ChurchMarketingSucks (@cmsucks) July 16, 2012
Bench ad: “If you thought the zip line was a thrill, come in and spend some time with Jesus!!!” ow.ly/8MDKc via @wkmcconnell KH
— ChurchMarketingSucks (@cmsucks) January 31, 2012
Why do people always say churches are weird about money? Oh right, stuff like this: The “Non-Tithers Board” ow.ly/eIqps KH
— ChurchMarketingSucks (@cmsucks) October 26, 2012
Today is why churches need communication platforms in place. You have peace to offer in tragedy. Are you prepared to do so? KH
— ChurchMarketingSucks (@cmsucks) December 14, 2012
First sighting of a church using McKayla is Not Impressed: ow.ly/cWPRV Nice. KH
— ChurchMarketingSucks (@cmsucks) August 14, 2012
Churches aren’t called to be nostalgic time warps, they are called to be relevant, representative communities. #CreativeMissions
— Vajaah (@vajaah) May 23, 2012
If you’re going to fail, fail gloriously. – @benarment #msptweetup
— Kevin D. Hendricks (@kevinhendricks) July 26, 2012
“If you blew all your offering money at the dog track, you’re welcome here.” Ridiculously awesome church welcome: ow.ly/cxAbi KH
— ChurchMarketingSucks (@cmsucks) July 27, 2012
Student group organizes ‘Egg a Christian’: “If I got a chance to egg a Christian, I would be there.” ow.ly/a61HR KH
— ChurchMarketingSucks (@cmsucks) April 5, 2012
What were your favorite tweets from the past year?
