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Archive for July 2004
Think Yellow
Advertising in the yellow pages continues to be a worthwhile medium despite the growing strength of search engine sophistication. According to The Kelsey Group, small- and medium-size businesses spend 46% ...
Ad Slogans Lost in Translation
“It takes a sexually aroused man to make a chicken affectionate.” – Purdue Farms“Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.” – Pepsi“Suffer from diarrhea.” – Coors These are just ...
God Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now
In 55% of Protestant churches a human does not answer the phone. In 19% of Protestant churches the phone goes unanswered, either by a person or a machine. Ouch. If someone calls ...
It’s Your Church, Now Act Like It
The building where I work is two miles from the heart of downtown Los Angeles, and from the windows in my office, I can see the entire city skyline. This ...
Church Signs Made Easy
Now you can generate your own staple of americana with the online Church Sign Generator. The site even offers photos of the real thing with such witty, crowd-drawing sayings as ...
The Church of SpongeBob
SpongeBob Squarepants, a cartoon sponge who lives under the sea, has his own church. More than 700 SpongeBob fans gather for services in New York, California and Texas. The church ...
George Barna and the Fat Man
In a recent interview with church research guru George Barna, staff writer for Pentecostal Evangel, Isaac Olivarez, asks a handful of boring questions that probably engaged the senses of Barna ...
Establishing a Visitor Philosophy
I love well-written pieces. The article by Michael V. Copeland, in the July issue of Business 2.0 titled “Best Buy’s Selling Machine,” is one of the best company write-ups I’ve ...
